I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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