left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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