How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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