I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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