the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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