you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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