I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
are you so shy because you have an std?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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