is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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