How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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