So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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