dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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