I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
BRING THE BAGELS
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
