It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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