why didn't you poke me back
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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