remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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