Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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