are you still at the devil's house?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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