Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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