Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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