Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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