Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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