The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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