haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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