I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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