i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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