Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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