that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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