I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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