Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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