We're facebook friends in real life
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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