ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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