After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Randomize
