Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
