I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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