this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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