but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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