Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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