Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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