There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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