We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
home. puking in laundry basket.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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