I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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