just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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