he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
How's work?
Spinning.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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