What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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