Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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