I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
