the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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