wat bout pragnant strippers??
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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