I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
