WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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